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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"

"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"

"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"

"Blonde girl changes her name She goes to the local court for it. Girl: I am tired of people calling me Pussy Galore. Judge: What do you want to change it to? Girl: Pussy McNamara."

"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."

"Has anyone out there tried ""Starbucks"" coffee? It's really good. I think that they have a location in LA."

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"

"[Meta] Anyone else hate jokes that are too long? They usually have too many characters."

"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."