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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"

"*whispers in bed* I want to try something with you I've never done before *engages in a loving and mutually beneficial adult relationship*"

"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."

"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."

"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."

"Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way"

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."

"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."