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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella"
Next Joke
"Me: Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? You: Um.. no Me: Thats because it hasn't come out yet!! lelelelelelelelelelelelololol"
"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"
"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."
"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"
"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"
"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"
"What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !"
"A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill, He said the conditions were tearable."
"Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering."