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Joke of the Day

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"I'm stuck in Christmas mass right now and I need some nsfw religious jokes about Christianity in order to make my dad crack. Have any? Help me, I got dragged to this as vice and now we need jokes."

"I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there."

"You know what I hate the most about suspense?"

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"

"A Jewish kid goes to his dad and says, ""Dad, I need to borrow fifty bucks"". The dad says, ""Forty bucks? I don't have thirty bucks, what do you need twenty bucks for?"""

"I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan."

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine."