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Joke of the Day
"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"
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"What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting? I'm game."
"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"
"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."
"Jeb says hes good at fixing things and I don't doubt him... People who voted in Florida during the 2000 presidential election know what I'm *talkin* about."
"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."
"The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to resume*"
"What can't teenage girls do? Even"
"Nothing good can come out of answering your landline."