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Joke of the Day

"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"

"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""

"A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split."

"She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream."

"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."

"Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example."

"How do I tell a man he loves me?"

"My next door neighbour is really loud and obnoxious. So now I know how Canada feels. Well, it's what he would have wanted more."

"I won't believe corporations are people Until Texas executes one."

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."