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Joke of the Day

"Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber"

"I before e except after c Weird science"

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair? Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck."

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. I miss Onions, he was a good dog."

"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."

"Why are we not injecting ourselves with Magic Johnson blood?!"

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."