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Joke of the Day

"Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber"

"Do not go golfing with Admiral Ackbar. All he does is obsess about the location of sand hazards."

"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"I bet cats are pissed at dogs because their name only anagrams to ""tac"""

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."

"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."

"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""