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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"

"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"

"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."

"Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday? Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out..."

"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout? He discovered the resistance"

"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"

"Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime and then picks it up."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"

"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."