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Joke of the Day
"Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard"
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"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""
"How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"Wife: Hit the light. *flicks switch (wrong light) *flicks another (fan) *flicks (disposer) *flicks (nothing) *flicks (some light in Canada)"
"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."
"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."
"Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them."
"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."
"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."