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Joke of the Day
"Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard"
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"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."
"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."
"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"
"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."
"DR DOG: The test results came back. PATIENT: Oh God DR DOG: The tumor is-- *sees a squirrel out the window and takes off*"
"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."