216187
Joke of the Day
"My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating O Mg"
Next Joke
"Why is America home to the majority of comedians? Lax pun control laws."
"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."
"When someone says, ""I haven't seen you in forever,"" a fun response is, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""
"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"
"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."
"I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST."
"I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't."
"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"
"The hostess said to sit wherever I want, but the couple at this table are giving each other weird looks and have totally stopped talking."