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Joke of the Day

"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"

"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""

"I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked."

"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"

"I'm on a new diet of just Viagra and prune juice... I never know if I'm comin' or goin'."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night."

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"What's the difference between ISIS and a prostitute? Not much, give or take a few heads."

"Free air! (Help yourself.)"

"Dude, the fact that I called YOU to bail me out of jail is quite the compliment, so let's dial back that ""It's 4 am!"" attitude, mmkay?"