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Joke of the Day
"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."
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"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""
"Using a remote control is the closest most of us get to being wizards."
"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"Playboy bunnies are weird. Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?"
"Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"
"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."
"What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before."
"40 world leaders are in DC tonight. Blocks away, George Clinton is playing a show. Does Joe Biden know what a big funking deal that is?"