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Joke of the Day

"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."

"If Samuel L. Jackson was a Knight He'd be Ye Olde Motherfucker"

"Two women were sitting quietly."

"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you have WOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit"

"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""

"If you dress in cowboy clothes does that mean you're ranch dressing?"

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"

"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."

"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."