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Joke of the Day
"How many trolls does it take to read a joke. None. They get chumps like you to do it. CHUMPS."
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"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."
"Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye. So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits."
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."
"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"
"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."
"Beach people are fickle. One minute you're the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they're terrified of the Lord of Seagulls."
"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."