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Joke of the Day
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."
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"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"
"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."
"I hate how everybody is acting like they love this new pope so much and they're such big fans but probably can't even name 3 of his songs."
"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."
"Every yo-yo trick should be called ""no friends."""
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"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."