207217
Joke of the Day
"What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table"
Next Joke
"Sometimes, when I'm in the bathroom.. ...My dog tries to lick my balls... so I close the door...because that way nobody can see us."
"22 year old me after a night of drinking: ""I hope I didn't do anything stupid."" 29 year old me: ""I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."""
"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"
"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."
"Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over to clean it up."
"I dropped my cat in the bathtub once... It was the only time i got a pussy wet."
"What's the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is..."
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"
"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""