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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my cat in the bathtub once... It was the only time i got a pussy wet."
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"baby proofing your house is easy, just lock your doors. There's no way they could get in unless there were like hundreds of them or somthing"
"A Sober Irishman... ."
"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."
"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"
"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."
"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"
"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."
"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"
"Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election."