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Joke of the Day
"Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum."
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"What do you call a Mexican without a car... carlos"
"Donald Trump? Donald Trump"
"The Insomniac by Eliza Wake"
"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"
"What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group."
"When a woman says ""fine"" what she really means is ""I'm going to say things are fine but they really aren't and I will later throw it back in your face."
"What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion."
"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."
"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"