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Joke of the Day
"How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped"
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"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."
"Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it"
"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."
"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."
"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet."
"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""