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Joke of the Day

"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."

"If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store."

"[ignores the worlds evils] Oh wow this is a lot easier"

"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."

"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"

"What covers the outside of a dogwood tree? Bark."

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"

"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"

"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""