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Joke of the Day
"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"
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"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."
"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."
"What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution."
"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"
"What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom."
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"
"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it."