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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about Prince Oxygen? He is heir to the throne."
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"[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM"
"What do you call a chinese jew? Oriental Cooking"
"What do you do if life gives you melons? You're dyslexic."
"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."
"Don't talk down to me just because I'm drunk on tequila. That's Patronizing."
"Excuse me - can you tell me the way to the Staten Island Ferry? Thpeaking."
"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."
"Religion is like farts... Everyone likes the smell of their own, but not someone doing it in their face. Hope it hasn't been said before :)"
"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."