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Joke of the Day
"I honestly have no idea how I stopped petting the first dog I ever pet."
Next Joke
"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."
"My 5-year-old blames me when things go wrong and takes all the credit when they go right. She'll be a CEO someday."
"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout makes it back from camp."
"Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?"
"What usually comes in handy? A virgin."
"it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you."