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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if life gives you melons? You're dyslexic."
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"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
"Why there is no windows 9 Because 7 8 9 Heehaww"
"I'm kinda terrified for 2015 2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8. The EXACT number of nipples Hitler would've had if he had 6 more nipples!"
"Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive"
"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"
"This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary."
"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."
"Two girls sitting quietly together."