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Joke of the Day
"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."
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"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"
"Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!"""
"Two goldfish are in a tank... One said, ""you man the guns, and I'll drive""."
"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"
"What do you call a man with a disfigured penis and a woman with a large vagina? Bendidick Cumbersnatch"
"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: ""Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."" And the penguin responded: ""Well, no wonder - at these prices!"""
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"
"First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes it could stop a clock."