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Joke of the Day

"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."

"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"The boy was so lazy that he got up a bit earlier so that he could do nothing for a bit longer."

"(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."

"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left it."

"""I shaved for this shit?"" - All of us at one point in our lives."

"Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly."