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Joke of the Day
"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."
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"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"
"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."
"ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!"
"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."
"Don't you hate it when you're peeing and someone starts talking to you? It's like, keep your mouth open or it all goes to waste."
"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."