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Joke of the Day

"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle... ...he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop."

"There was this group on Facebook called Help the children in Africa who are suffering from the heat'. So I became a fan."

"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"

"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"

"Hire The Pretty Blonde"

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"

"Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time? Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing."

"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."