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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland? A virgin."
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"""Oh fuck, of course!"" -unicycler seeing a bicycle"
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"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."
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