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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."
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"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."
"What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo"
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says ""You remind me of my little toe"" . She says, ""Is that because I'm small and cute?"" He says, ""No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later"""
"A man goes to a prostitute and later he finds out he has crabs. When he goes back to complain, the prostitute says ""It was only five dollars, what did you expect, lobster?"""
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now I would have a small loan of a million dollars"
"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."
"Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works."