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Joke of the Day
"How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in"
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"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."
"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."
"Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet"
"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"
"[1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"
"Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas is she still your cousin?"
"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"
"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"