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Joke of the Day
"How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in"
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"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"
"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."
"If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?"
"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?"
"So a cop pulled me over one day for speeding... he asked: ""excuse me sir, but do you know how long i've been waiting for you?"" i said:"" i know, i'm sorry but i tried to get here as fast as i could."""
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."
"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."