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Joke of the Day
"What's the pope's favorite power tool? A cathedrill"
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"What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane? If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor"
"What's your favorite genre of music? ""Not Metal."""
"If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only 20% of the things that came out of her pussy were retarded. /r/imgoingtohellforthis ?"
"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."
"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."
"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"