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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an apple an a dead baby? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it"

"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."

"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"

"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart."

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"A man on his death bed: ""Honey, are you here?"" ""Yes darling"" ""Ana, are you here?"" ""I'm here daddy"" ""John, are you here too?"" ""Of course daddy"" ""Then who's in the fucking shop??"""

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel"

"How do you define a farmer? Someone that's outstanding in their field."