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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel"
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"WANTED: Good man, about 90 years old, half blind, deaf in one ear, bad leg, no teeth, good with a gun.. To watch my wife while I'm out hunting."
"Little known fact Delicacy is French for ""I dare you to eat this""."
"""Had an ant farm once."" ""Them fuckers didn't grow shit."""
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Wait, what am I saying? That'll never happen. Never mind."
"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."
"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard? Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go."
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see (Nazi)."
"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"