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Joke of the Day

"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"TIL There is a new drug for lesbians dealing with depression. It's called 'trycoxagain'"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. She died in a house fire."

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."

"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."

"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"

"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."

"There are 10 kinds of people... * The ones who know binary * The ones who doesn't know binary * and the ones who taught that this joke was in binary..."

"Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat."