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Joke of the Day

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."

"The Bishop The bishop came to my church today. He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally. Credit to bash.org"

"I'm heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time."

"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."

"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"

"Babies are terrible at running their own small businesses."

"According to an old Irish saying... Summer is the best day of the year"

"The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location."

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"If a person with down's gets high Do they become a normal person?"