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Joke of the Day
"How do you define a farmer? Someone that's outstanding in their field."
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"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"
"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."
"Me: I didn't get anything this year. Do you think Santa's magic...is running out? Wife: Santa isn't real Me: Don't lie to save my feelings"
"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"
"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
"You are dark and handsome; When it's dark,you are handsome."
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
"Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder."