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Joke of the Day
"The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan"
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"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."
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