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Joke of the Day
"A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh"
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"You didn't have to say ""he's a male nurse."" When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in."
"Less than 3% of the world's mantis population are atheists."
"Little-known fact: Jesus baked a perfect and delicious cake for the Last Supper. It is referred to as the Immaculate Confection."
"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
"My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions."
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"[pharmacy] ""Can I help you?"" Yeah, could you recommend anything over the counter for this? *lifts shirt to reveal 7 fresh gunshot wounds*"
"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"
"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."