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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!"
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"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"
"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"
"[girl chatting up guy at bar] girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend"
"At school today, the teacher pointed to me with a ruler, The teacher said ""There is in idiot at the end of this ruler!"" So i asked ""Which end?"""
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."
"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"
"I went to the local art museum, I really enjoyed it and took lots of pictures. But unfortunately I'm now banned until I bring them back."