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Joke of the Day
"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."
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"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."
"My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt."
"12 ways to cut down on clickbait! This wasn't one of them"
"The frog was double parked... And that's why she got Toad."
"BOSS: I need to see you in my office ME: *I begrudgingly take off my invisibility cloak* oh alright"