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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"I hate jokes about AIDS. OMG! Me too, man! HI V!"

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"I just stopped at a yellow light to give myself a few extra seconds to craft this tweet."

"One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on."

"I want to be cremated... So I can finally have a smoking hot body!!"

"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"

"How many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? One. He makes three Polacks do it at gunpoint."