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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"
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"I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... ""Get a load of this guy"""
"Him: ""What kinda chameleon do you have?"" Me: Karma ""Karma?"" Karma ""Karma.."" Karma chameleon ""How long you had him?"" He comes & goes.."
"Every mile you jog adds 1 minute to your life, so when you're 85 you can spend an extra 5 months in a nursing home at $8,000 per month."
"What's the difference between golf and sky-diving? In golf, it's ""*whack*... Fuck!"" And in sky-diving, it's ""Fuck!... *whack*""."
"What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm"
"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."
"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."
"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"
"Kick the can If you don't have a can, you can just play ""kick the can't""! Joke courtesy of my dad. Obviously."