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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm"
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"How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman? She has a Bat Mitzvah"
"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""
"My wife likes to talk after sex.. So she called me from a hotel room. No Respect! RIP Rodney Dangerfield"
"LIFE HACK: when at a restaurant with a long wait, resort to cannibalism"
"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."
"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."
"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"
"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07."