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Joke of the Day

"Kick the can If you don't have a can, you can just play ""kick the can't""! Joke courtesy of my dad. Obviously."

"What does Trump call his immigration plan? Order 66."

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."

"Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi."

"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."

"UFO conspirators believe theres been an invasion... ... They have reported an incredibly high amount of aliens at California DMV's."

"If you are unsure whether your kitten is male or female try this: - Tickle it - If HE laughs it's a male - If SHE laughs it's a female"

"I have CDO... It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order"

"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."