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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... ""Get a load of this guy"""

"Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back."

"Why was the cow's house empty? She was moo-ving"

"Adele joke Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side"

"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."

"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."

"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""

"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""