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Joke of the Day
"What workout routine did Jesus stick to best? Crossfit"
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"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"
"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."
"Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says ""I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"" Sean says ""Great! I'll bring my racket"""
"Depressed? Just imagine Ozzy Osbourne struggling to pour a giant jar of change into a Coinstar."
"The masochist and a sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? *Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist? *No.*"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone."
"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."
"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"
"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - Comedy removed due to copyright claim"