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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader? One bawls his wares out on the street..."

"What does the ""LL"" in LL Cool J stand for? Lickin Lips"

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"An apple a day keep the doctor away But only if it's thrown hard enough"

"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"

"Did you hear about the guy who smashed up a Chinese restaurant? They put him in jail for wonton destruction."

"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"

"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."

"My greatest fear is that I'll be reported as a missing person and my family guesstimates my weight way higher than what I actually weigh"

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."