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Joke of the Day

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"

"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."

"[police interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Drug dealer."" ""Louder, for the tape."" [leans in] ""Bug healer. I heal bugs."""

"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""

"Success... Is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked."

"I bet the only thing scarier than a clown is the web history of someone who makes their living as one."

"What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say? ""I don't really carrot all for vegetables."""