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Joke of the Day

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"The only ghosts I'm afraid of are my google searches coming back to haunt me."

"What's a 68 to a blonde? She goes down on you and you owe her one"

"My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest."

"Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015."

"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"

"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"

"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."

"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""