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Joke of the Day

"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."

"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. We are very efficient and not very funny..."

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."

"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""

"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."

"TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub."

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"I tried to catch some fog. But I mist."